How to Masturbate Properly by Turbo Masturbo
Masturbation gave birth to a prophet. His name is Turbo Masturbo and he will teach you how to masturbate properly. He can come fast, any time, any place. Turbo got his superpowers by accident. It was a divine event: A higher force approached him and gave him a hundred Masturbation Commandments so he could announce them to the world. After reading this, every man will appreciate his hands more than any vagina. - Loony, author of Sex Deaths; Is She Faking?; Sex Jokes Turbo Masturbo says every man with hands is self-sufficient. It seems like somebody is pussy deprived. - Madame Magdalena, author of How to Snag That Millionaire When You Are Not the Prettiest Girl in the Room| SKU | Unavailable |
| ISBN 13 | 9781312325289 |
| ISBN 10 | 1312325283 |
| Title | How to Masturbate Properly |
| Author | Turbo Masturbo |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Paperback |
| Publisher | Lulu.com |
| Year published | 2023-07-21 |
| Number of pages | 140 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
| Note | Unavailable |