How to Rule the World by André De De Guillaume
Everyone wants to rule the world, but only a precious few have the skills to create an ironclad plan of attack. Simple, direct, and delightfully unprincipled, this guide to ruling the world contains tales of global power mongering from every age and endeavors to show dilettante dictators and tyrants-to-be just how it's done. Tips are provided on creating a personal flag, what type of puppet government to establish, how to squelch free speech, and, most important, how to handle enemies. Also included are humorous full-color illustrations, sidebars on admirable despots, and self-quizzes that allow readers to see if they have what it takes to conquer the world. This fun college graduation or father's day gift is perfect for those who have their hearts set on world domination.
"How to handle all the wealth, sex, and paranoia that comes with absolute power.." -- The Salt Lake Tribune, April 2003. "Tongue only slightly in cheek... he looks to famous despots of history...." -- The Middletown Journal. "Has much advice to impart... pays homage to historical conquistadors... also provides dictator dating tips..." -- New York Daily News.
Andre de Guillaume attended the Royal Military College at Sandhurst in England, where he learned to march with authority, tell people what to do, and appreciate fine wines. His attempted coup in the Cashman Islands was foiled, but his dictatorship tendencies remain untarnished.
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| ISBN 13 | 9781556524974 |
| ISBN 10 | 1556524978 |
| Title | How to Rule the World |
| Author | André De De Guillaume |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Hardback |
| Publisher | Chicago Review Press |
| Year published | 2003-05-01 |
| Number of pages | 144 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
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