I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
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I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today by Brian Asman
Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time. -Stephen Graham Jones, author of Mongrels
A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic CLERKS.
After a killer surf session, Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious, icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave, a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon, who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith.
Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all.
I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation.
| SKU | Unavailable |
| ISBN 13 | 9781621052906 |
| ISBN 10 | 1621052907 |
| Title | I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today |
| Author | Brian Asman |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Paperback |
| Publisher | New Bizarro Author Series |
| Year published | 2019-03-01 |
| Number of pages | 88 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
| Note | Unavailable |