My Cat Knows Karate by Kenn Nesbitt

Kenn Nesbitt was destined to dominate the world from an early age, but he got sidetracked by creating six volumes of humorous poems for kids--including My Hippo Has the Hiccups and The Tighty-Whitey Spider--and one picture book, the clearly false account of the author's effort to regain control of his book from the children who want it to have More Bears! Kenn is currently plotting the apocalypse from his underground fortress in Spokane, Washington, where he lives with his wife and two minions.