Swine Not? by Jimmy Buffett
When Southern belle Ellie McBride moves her twins from Vertigo, Tennessee, to New York City, they wouldn't dream of leaving behind the family pig Rumpy. But the posh hotel where Ellie has found work (and living space) has No Pets writ large on its portal. So hiding Rumpy from the hotel staff--especially the ultra-carnivorous hotel chef, who would like nothing better than to transform their pet into pork roast--becomes imperative.Can a talented, sensitive pig survive the claustrophobic, neurotic stresses of life in the Big Apple? Can the McBride twins keep their precious pet from becoming the chef's favorite entree? Get ready for a wonderful ride as master storyteller Jimmy Buffett takes readers on a brilliantly funny romp through Manhattan and beyond. From spoiled rock stars to highly caffeinated football coaches, Buffett's satirical view of American culture never ceases to bite and delight.
Ganser, L. J.: -
L. J. Ganser is the winner of three AudioFile Earphones Awards and the 2005 Audie Award for Best Nonfiction Narration for his work in The Island at the Center of the World. He has appeared onstage in New York and in regional productions, has several episodes of Law & Order in his list of credits, and has recorded over two hundred audiobooks. Before becoming an actor, he was a ship's cook in Maine, a roofer, a painter, and a swim team coach.
| SKU | Unavailable |
| EAN | 9781600240461 |
| Title | Swine Not? |
| Release date | 2008-05-13 |
| Format | Audiobook Unabridged |
| Studio | Little Brown and Company |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Note | Unavailable |
| Read by | Jimmy Buffett |
| Read by | L J Ganser |
| Illustrated by | Helen Bransford |