Truth About Nerds & Bees by Andrea Simonne

Truth About Nerds & Bees by Andrea Simonne

He's the beauty. She's the beast.

Theodora Stewart, Occupation: Bee Biologist

That's it. I've had enough. My new neighbor has been sending threatening letters for months and is now suing me. He's trying to force me to remove the beehives from my backyard. (What kind of jerk doesn't understand how important bees are?)

It turns out he's some famous quarterback named Gabriel Beauty Bardales. (Why do jocks give each other dumb nicknames?) He wants my beehives removed because he claims the bees are interfering with his guesthouse swimming pool.

Well, guess what? My bees were here long before his guesthouse swimming pool. (Who needs a guesthouse swimming pool anyway? Talk about overprivileged.)

I've tried contacting him, but he's ignored all my efforts. So now I've taken matters into my own hands.

Gabriel Beauty Bardales, Occupation: NFL Quarterback

Help Some kooky woman has chained herself to my house, and I can't get rid of her

Andrea Simonne was an army brat who discovered she had a knack for developing personas at each each school she attended. Ace, a surfer girl who had never touched a surf board in her life but had an incredible collection of puka shell necklaces, was the most memorable. She eventually channeled her creativity into writing. Andrea still enjoys developing identities, even if they now take up the majority of her books. With her husband and two sons, she currently resides in the Pacific Northwest. Andrea Simonne's website is www.andreasimonne.com.