The Werewolf's Guide To Life by Ritch Duncan

The Werewolf's Guide To Life by Ritch Duncan

Have you been attacked by a wolf-like creature in the last 30 days? Was it after the sun had set and under a full moon? If you answered, yes to both these questions, there's a very good chance that you were bitten by a werewolf. You now have less than a month before the full moon returns and with it your first transformation into a savage, bloodthirsty beast.
Survival is an option, but first, know this:
* Werewolves are real.
* The majority of lycanthropes who do not have access to this book die during or shortly after their first transformations, generally due to heart failure, gunshot wounds, exposure, drowning or suicide.
* Hollywood horror movies are NOT to be used as guides to living as a werewolf. Their goal is not to educate, but to entertain. As a result, they are largely ignorant of the realities of the condition.
* Ignorance creates monsters; lycanthropy does not.
* You are not a monster.
The Werewolf's Guide to Life cuts through the fiction and guides you through your first transformation and beyond, offering indispensable advice on how to tell if you're really a werewolf, post-attack etiquette, breaking the news to your spouse, avoiding government abduction, and how to not just survive, but thrive. You cannot afford to not read this book. Your very life depends on it.

Bob Powers co-hosts and performs in the monthly reading series How to Kick People in New York City, and he has been at HBO's Aspen Comedy Festival. He's the creator of the book Happy Cruelty Day! Bob has contributed to Flaunt magazine, The Onion A.V., and other publications. The New York Press, as well as the Club.

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ISBN 13	9780767931939
ISBN 10	0767931939
Title	The Werewolf's Guide To Life
Author	Ritch Duncan
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Broadway Books (A Division of Bantam Doubleday Dell Publishing Group Inc)
Year published	2009-09-15
Number of pages	236
Cover note	Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.