Neat-freak Lauren Crandell has always had everything in order - except her love life. Since her divorce things have been a little rocky in that area. But as a wedding consultant she gets to see many happy couples walk down the aisle into matrimonial bliss. Will she ever experience that again? In her search for an answer, Lauren becomes the unwitting star of a series of madcap adventures involving a demanding boss, psychotic clients, her troublesome cat, neurotic friends - and the firefighter that shows up to save the day. Love, lust, and a satirical look at wedding pageantry come together in this novel set in Austin, Texas, which celebrates the best and worst about the much-anticipated Big Day.