A brand-new, fantastic, enormous collection of 5,000 jokes, gags and one-liners - indexed and categorised to help with finding the right joke for any occasion or audience, from Bar-Mitzvahs to bar-rooms. Two Nuns in a Bath is the consummate collection, with jokes on every subject under the sun, from lawyers to low-energy light bulbs.

Two nuns are sitting in a bath.
One says Where's the soap?
The other replies It does rather doesn't it?

A guy asks a lawyer what his fee is. I charge $50 for three questions, the lawyer says. That's awfully steep, isn't it? the guy asks. Yes, the lawyer replies, Now what's your final question?