Autumn Adams never planned to follow in her mother's footsteps as Chicago's answer to Martha Stewart - she can't cook, doesn't clean and would rather play football than discuss the joys of white bathtub grout. Then some lunatic starts sending her threats in the mail and Audie finds herself under the protection of simmering, sexy Detective Stacey Quinn, a man determined to examine her ever nook, cranny and ex-boyfriend in his effort to find the stalker. Quinn soon discovers that the real Audie is an alluring blend of fantasy babe and tender-hearted female all wrapped up in what he can only hope is leopard-print underwear. Digging through Audie's many layers could turn out to be the hottest, craziest, sexiest bit of detective work Quinn has ever attempted...if it doesn't kill him first.