You heard it right, the Gecko has written a book. Never before has the Gecko had a forum of his own to share his thoughts, and it turns out he has a lot of them. The Gecko sounds off in short quips that provide advice, observations, and sometimes a gentle jibe - on job interviews, dealing with adversity, the golden rule (it's not what you think it is), and much more in this little book that turns self-help on its ear. Standard aphorisms become geckoisms. Witty illustrations add to both the wisdom and the absurdity. There are green celebrities by height (he's NOT the smallest), haikus inspired by a unique view of life, how to deal with adversity, and even tweeting, or as The Gecko might ask, Whatever on earth are you talking about? I'm a gecko. It's more of a chirping sound than a tweet.