All's Fair in Love, War, and High School by Janette Rallison

Janette Rallison never wore perfume, but she spent far more time and money at the mall than her parents believed was appropriate. Over her years as a mall aficionado, she acquired a lot of valuable lessons. Even if a person appears eerily similar to a guy from your school, you should double-check before rushing up to him and throwing your arms around him. Likewise, even if your parents insist on seeing you in the swimsuit before buying it for you, do not leave the dressing room under any circumstances. Your high school football team, your English instructor, and a tour of seniors shooting photos at that very time and recording your day-glow-white thighs for all their relatives to view in future slideshows will all be passing by.

Janette has written five books for Walker & Company, including Fame, Glory, and Other Things on My To Do List, and you can read about her other embarrassing experiences on her website: JanetteRallison.comJanette has written five books for Walker & Company, including Fame, Glory, and Other Things on My To Do List. Janette, her husband, and four of their five children live in Chandler, Arizona. (The fifth is in college and not roaming aimlessly behind a clothing rack.)