Arsetrology by Harry Holland
Forget the crystal ball - predicting the future is all about the toilet bowl. 'Arsetrology' is a groundbreaking new book which uncovers the hidden depths of your number twos, using the ancient art of poo-reading. If horoscopes and palm-reading are driving you round the u-bend, then panic no more. Sit down, relax, do your thing - and then proudly gaze upon what you have produced to discover what the future has in store. Examine the shape, look and texture of your crap - and then match it up to one of the 'poo runes' to read the long and short of what your shit means. 'Arsetrology' will be your indispensable guide to dropping the kids off at the pool. Put it by your throne, and refer to it every time you get the call of nature, to stay one step ahead of the game. Understand your life through the lav, and never underestimate the turd's telling powers again.
The ultimate in lavatorial literature BOOKSELLER
Harry Holland lives in London, and has an uncanny knowledge of poo in all its forms. His co-writer, Oliver Scheidt, holds the Colonic Chair in Faecal Sciences at the University of Waterloo, and is best known his groundbreaking study of scatological language, 'You Gotta Be Shittin' Me'.
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| ISBN 13 | 9780749940270 |
| ISBN 10 | 0749940271 |
| Title | Arsetrology |
| Author | Harry Holland |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Paperback |
| Publisher | Little, Brown Book Group |
| Year published | 2009-10-01 |
| Number of pages | 208 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
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