Bite Me by Christopher Moore

Bite Me by Christopher Moore

The city of San Francisco is being stalked by a huge shaved vampyre cat named Chet, and only I, Abby Normal, emergency back-up mistress of the great Bay Area night, and my mangahaired love monkey, Foo Dog, stand between the ravenous monster and a bloody massacre of the general public.

Whoa. And this is a love story? Yup. See, while some lovers were born to run, Jody and Tommy were born to bite. Well, reborn, that is, now that they're vampires. Good thing theirs is an undying love, since they're imprisoned in a bronze statue. Their Goth Girl Friday, Abby Normal, wants to be a bloodsucking fiend, too, but right now she's really busy with other stuff like Chet, who's getting bigger and smarter--and thirstier--by the minute.

Before you can say OMG! WTF? Tommy and Jody are sprung from captivity, and join forces with Abby and the entire crew to hunt big cat and save the city. And that's when the fun really begins.

CHRISTOPHER CHAMBERLIN MOORE has served in the Episcopal Church for more than forty years. He is the author of What I REALLY Want to Do, Opening the Clergy Parachute, and Solitude: A Neglected Road to God, and a nationally recognized conference speaker. He's written for a variety of denominational, Christian, and secular periodicals, and he's won an Emmy Award for Religious Broadcasting Achievement.