
Bollocks to Alton Towers by Alex Morris
An endless train of cars snakes over the horizon towards an expensive afternoon spent amidst the deafening screams of people being splashed, thrown around and hassled by anonymous wannabes trapped in big furry costumes. Why? Is this really the best we can find to occupy our precious spare time? Is this honestly someone's idea of fun? Wouldn't it be better to go somewhere that everyone else hasn't - somewhere with somthing more interesting to say than 'have a nice day' or 'keep your hands inside the car while the ride is in motion'? This is your chance. Turn away from the theme park queue and take a wayward tour of the backwaters and byways of the British tourist trail, celebrating the small, fascinating and unique.
Robin Halstead, Jason Hazeley, Alex Morris and Joel Morris are the creators and writers of The Framley Examiner, the spoof of the online local paper. They are also regualr contributors to Viz and occasionally appear on the radio and television in disguise. On average, they were born on 2 November 1971 and live on Blackfriars Bridge in London with their three-quarters of a partner and one quarter of a child each.
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| ISBN 13 | 9780718147914 |
| ISBN 10 | 071814791X |
| Title | Bollocks to Alton Towers |
| Author | Alex Morris |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Hardback |
| Publisher | Penguin Books Ltd |
| Year published | 2005-04-28 |
| Number of pages | 256 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
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