The Big Book of Jewish Humour by J Novaks

The Big Book of Jewish Humour by J Novaks

Two rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. Where are you going? says the first man.

To Minsk, says the second.

To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have I know you're telling me you're going to Minsk because you want me to think that you're really going to Pinsk. But it so happens that I know you really are going to Minsk. So why are you lying to me?

Four men are walking in the desert.

The German says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have a beer.

The Italian says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine.

The Mexican says, I'm tired and thirsty.

I must have tequila.

The Jew says, I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes.