Citizen Khan's Guide To Britain
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Citizen Khan's Guide To Britain by Khan
It's that handsome, bearded man from the telly! No, not Gary Lineker, the other one. The lovable, self-appointed community leader Mr Khan shares everything you need to know about living in post-Brexit Britain, such as bringing up the perfect daughter, educ-asian, romance and how to 'get our country back' (to how it was when all the Pakistanis came). He offers advice you'll struggle to find anywhere else: how do you make curry for white people? How do you make curry for brown people? How do you eat a custard creamie? Where should you go on holiday? And most importantly, what is the correct amount of toilet paper to use in one sitting? Featuring previously unseen photographs of Mr. Khan's early years, this guide is designed to sit on your coffee table, in your glove box and on your toilet cistern - at hand whenever you need it. Oh Twaddi!
Mr Khan is an extremely talented, funny man but also a serious sex symbolJust as well I'm happily married. He really has no idea of his potency. -- Lorraine Kelly
I would like to thank Mr Khan for guiding me over the years. Thanks, Uncle. -- Sadiq Khan
This book has replaced the Argos catalogue as the most important read in our house. -- Mr Khan
I would like to thank Mr Khan for guiding me over the years. Thanks, Uncle. -- Sadiq Khan
This book has replaced the Argos catalogue as the most important read in our house. -- Mr Khan
Mr Khan is a larger than life character with strong opinions and big dreams, which usually lead to even bigger problems. Originally from Pakistan, Khan is very proud of being British. His most prized possessions are his yellow Mercedes, and his Italian/Chinese designed checked suit (both purchased in 1981).
| SKU | Unavailable |
| ISBN 13 | 9780751567113 |
| ISBN 10 | 0751567116 |
| Title | Citizen Khan's Guide To Britain |
| Author | Khan |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Hardback |
| Publisher | Little, Brown Book Group |
| Year published | 2016-11-03 |
| Number of pages | 256 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
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