Classic Classroom Clangers by Vincent Shanley
'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter. A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education. SCIENCE Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives Germinate: to become a naturalised German NATURE STUDY Fish swim about in shawls HISTORY Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell? A: With a hyphen THE NOTICE BOARD The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 12.30pm. Please use the back door.
Vincent Shanley lives in Billingham, Stockton-on-Tees, where, from 1985 until 1995, he was headteacher at St Michael’s Comprehensive School. Since then, he has enjoyed success with two best-sellers, Classroom Clangers and Football Shorts.
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| ISBN 13 | 9781861053336 |
| ISBN 10 | 1861053339 |
| Title | Classic Classroom Clangers |
| Author | Vincent Shanley |
| Series | Classic Clangers |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Paperback |
| Publisher | HarperCollins Publishers |
| Year published | 2000-10-11 |
| Number of pages | 185 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
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