The Complete How to Speak Southern by Steve Mitchell

The Complete How to Speak Southern by Steve Mitchell

The laugh sensation that swept the nation, How to Speak Southern and More How to Speak Southern, is now collected in one complete-and completely hilarious-volume. Embraced by Southerners everywhere and dedicated to all Yankees in the hope that it will teach them to talk right, this uproarious book decodes Suthun wit and wisdom for Nawthun upstarts everywhere. From aig (a breakfast food that may be fried, scrambled, boiled, or poached) to zackly (as in precisely), here's just a sampling of what you'll find inside:

ATAIR: Contraction used to indicate the specific item desired. Pass me attair gravy, please.
EVERWHICHAWAYS: To be scattered in all directions. You should have been there when the train hit that chicken truck. Them chickens flew everwhichaways.
YONTNY: Do you want any. Yontny more corn bread?

Funny as well as informative, this laugh-out-loud dictionary will keep you laughing and learning-no matter where you fall on the Mason-Dixon Line

Steve Mitchell was born in 1964 and graduated from Canada's Ryerson University with a degree in Business. He worked for many years as a writer in advertising. He grew up in southwestern Ontario and now lives in Toronto with his wife and two wonderful daughters. The Last Days Of Lucky Dragon is his first novel.

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ISBN 13	9780553804782
ISBN 10	0553804782
Title	The Complete How to Speak Southern
Author	Steve Mitchell
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Hardback
Publisher	Random House USA Inc
Year published	2006-04-25
Number of pages	112
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