The Crap Family Christmas Bible
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The Crap Family Christmas Bible by Ruth Graham
Offers hints on what naff presents to buy your least favourite uncle, bundles of top tips about how to avoid having the in-laws round for the big day, samples of true 'round robin' letters, worst cracker gags, a top ten of painful Xmas accidents and real life tales of Christmas misery.
Ruth Graham's first career was as a stand-up comic, where the early days of mass-rejection helped shape the tongue-in-cheek wry outlook that now defines her writing. Her other exploits have included everything from working on cruise liners, to songwriting in London, to launching and editing her own glossy interiors magazine. Despite all this, she was deemed a constant disappointment by her now-departed, very traditional Yorkshire parents, whose classic 'encouragement' included the lines, 'Well, you can't be happy all your life' and 'The sooner you learn to cook mince properly, the sooner you'll find a husband'. Despite such sage advice, Ruth preferred to fall back on a variety of interesting careers, life experiences and even more interesting men, Now in her early 40s, she's old enough to not care what the neighbours think, but young enough to still try and breakdance at parties. Now a full-time writer and part-time bellydance teacher, her motto is 'it's never too late to be a late starter'!
| SKU | Unavailable |
| ISBN 13 | 9781905449217 |
| ISBN 10 | 1905449216 |
| Title | The Crap Family Christmas Bible |
| Author | Ruth Graham |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Paperback |
| Publisher | Pitch Publishing Ltd |
| Year published | 2007-12-06 |
| Number of pages | 144 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
| Note | Unavailable |