Dancing in the Darkness by Frankie Poullain

Dancing in the Darkness by Frankie Poullain

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An illustrated self-help book based on the philosophy of disaster: 'How To Be A Bass Player With No Sense Of Rhythm', 'How To Be A Tour Guide With No Sense Of Direction', 'How To Get Into The Closet', 'How To Go From Chateau To Shit-hole', and so on.

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Dancing in the Darkness by Frankie Poullain

This is one man's guide to begging for sex, smuggling drugs and pretending to be rock 'n' roll...The one time pirate bass warrior of cock rockers, "The Darkness" offers an illustrated alternative self-help book based on the philosophy of disaster: 'How To Be A Bass Player With No Sense Of Rhythm', 'How To Be A Tour Guide With No Sense Of Direction', 'How To Get Into The Closet', 'How To Go From Chateau To Shit-hole', and so on. Just take up what you are worst at, hold on tight, and enjoy the ride!In this off-beat, hilarious, hare-brained manual on fame, fortune and the universe, Frankie offers a unique slant on the bigger questions in life in an attempt to help readers (and himself) arrive at a greater understanding of the world through the excesses of sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll. Thanks to a revolutionary process called the 'Mind Sweeper', devised by his Polish cleaner, he is able to make sense of his life before, during and after 'that band' he played in...
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ISBN 13 9781844545445
ISBN 10 184454544X
Title Dancing in the Darkness
Author Frankie Poullain
Condition Unavailable
Binding Type Hardback
Publisher John Blake Publishing Ltd
Year published 2008-11-12
Number of pages 206
Cover note Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.