Don't Count the Candles by Joan Rivers
There's No Such Thing As Over The Hill,Because The Hill Has Been Moved!In this humorous, practical book, Joan Rivers shows every woman how to be the best she can be and stay youthful, healthy, and mellow at any--and every--age. Filled with the latest information as well as entertaining anecdotes and stories, Don't Count the Candles provides down-to-earth, sensible advice on everything that every woman needs to be her best, from wardrobe and fitness to surgery and sex.Here is Joan Rivers's own unique take on aging:
- IQ does not decrease with age. If you were a moron at twenty, you will be a moron at seventy-five.
- At fifty, confine your piercing to sardine cans and keep your hair short.
- Eat all you want, just don't swallow it.
- A roll in the hay keeps the doctor away--unless he happens to be in the hay with you.
Take it from Joan Rivers--you've got a lot of living left to do!
Joan Rivers was an actress, comedian, talk show host, businesswoman, and celebrity from the United States. Her brusque demeanor and loud, raspy voice with a pronounced metropolitan New York accent were well-known. Rivers is a board member of God's Love We Deliver and was the National Chairwoman of the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation. Rivers' performance, like that of the groundbreaking Phyllis Diller, was mainly reliant on self-parody. In 2014, she passed away.
| SKU | Unavailable |
| ISBN 13 | 9780060183837 |
| ISBN 10 | 0060183837 |
| Title | Don't Count the Candles |
| Author | Joan Rivers |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Hardback |
| Publisher | HarperCollins Publishers Inc |
| Year published | 1999-05-01 |
| Number of pages | 194 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
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