Dracula by Dick Cody Heese

Dracula by Dick Cody Heese

PLEASE READ: Dracula: But the Count Runs Half Marathons is an affront to classic literature and everyone who loves it. By adding a single sentence to every chapter of Bram Stoker's original novel, Dick Cody Heese fleshes out Count Dracula's backstory so that he runs moderate distances as a hobby. These changes have no effect on the plot, nor do they add any value to the reader's experience. However, they do imply that Count Dracula participates in various half marathons across Transylvania and Eastern Europe. Hard-working, talented authors everywhere are assuredly in agony over the publishing of this novel.

Dick Cody Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including The Great Gatsby: But Nick has Scoliosis, Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God, and The Communist Manifesto: But Tony Hawk Can Keep His Stuff.

Heese, Dick Cody: - Dick Cody Heese lives in High Point, North Carolina, with his family. He has written several barely passable parodies, including Frankenstein: But the Monster is Allergic to Gluten, Moby Kevin, and Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God. His parents are very proud of him.

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ISBN 13	9781087890760
ISBN 10	1087890764
Title	Dracula
Author	Dick Cody Heese
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Dick Cody Heese
Year published	2021-07-09
Number of pages	408
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