Fairly Odd Mother by Kelly Kazek

Fairly Odd Mother by Kelly Kazek

Fairly Odd Mother: Musings of a Slightly Off Southern Mom is award-winning journalist Kelly Kazek's skewed and hilarious view of various aspects of life, from raising a daughter as a single mom to life in a small town to popular culture .

I felt I had a lot of wisdom to impart to my daughter, like Never let a man see you put on control top panty hose (or for that matter, take them off. Someone could get hurt.)
- from the column Moms get dumber as teens age

The idea of drinking a bovine pee cola gives a whole new meaning to those old Peter Frampton lyrics, 'I'm in you, urine me.' At least I think that's how they went. Plus, it makes you give those Red Bull ingredients a second glance.
-from the column Try an ice cold Cow-ca Cola

Guys, at this point have likely picked up on the more obvious (to guys) mystery in this whole incident:
Where does a naked woman put $40,000 in jewelry.?
(Pause while we all ponder this.)
.and if this man was paying $100 per hour to have a naked woman in his house, why wasn't he watching her? I imagine to some, this would seem wasteful.
- from the column Nude maid strips man of self respect

What readers are saying .

Kelly Kazek has a most delightful writing style and a wry sense of humor - Jim G., Phoenix, Arizona
I've never written to a newspaper colunist before but I had to write to tell you how much I enjoyed your column. Rarely does anything make me laugh out loud but your column did - Martha C. Leeds, Alabama
I burst out laughing several times - Linda S. Whiting, New Jersey
If a new column's not there by Monday, I start to get the shakes. - Michael P., Milledgeville, Ga.

Kelly Kazek is managing editor of a community newspaper in Athens, Alabama, where she has encountered a cow with a strategically placed fifth leg, a man claiming to be Elvis' illegitimate son and witnesses to UFOs. Her column has been syndicated to newspapers across the country. She has won more than 100 state and national press awards. She lives in northern Alabama with her daughter Shannon, whom she continues to annoy by writing about her.

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ISBN 13	9781440157066
ISBN 10	1440157065
Title	Fairly Odd Mother
Author	Kelly Kazek
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	iUniverse
Year published	2009-08-25
Number of pages	172
Cover note	Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.