A Fistful of Rubbers by M J Jackman

A Fistful of Rubbers by M J Jackman

Sid Tillsley is back

Sid Tillsley, forty-six, is an alcoholic from Middlesbrough. He's sexist, homophobic, overweight, extremely lazy, and a dogger. However, two things set him apart from the rest of his fellow Northerners.

Sid Tillsley can kill vampires with a single punch.

AND he's no longer claiming benefits.

In the eyes of everyone apart from the taxman, Sid Tillsley is officially a vampire hunter. The old hunter, Reece Chambers, is using Sid to strike fear into the heart of the vampire nation, and Sid is doing so with gusto-for he gets a packet of fags for every vampire he knocks out.

But all is not rosy in Sid's world.

The Coalition, a council of vampires and humans mandated to hide the existence of the creatures of the night, has shut down his local pub in a horrific act of cruelty, separating him and his mates from their beloved Bolton Bitter. Plus, the psychotic vampire Gunnar Ivansey wants revenge. Sid hit Gunnar so hard in the nuts, he's never forgiven him.

Sid's trusted friends are having a hard time too. Arthur Peasley is being nagged to death and regrets knocking up his vampire girlfriend. Brian Garforth discovers vampires are so allergic to his special sauce that even a visit to the clinic won't save them. And then there's Peter Rathbone, who is still a greasy, horrible, little bastard.

Sid doesn't realise that he has a fight coming, one which will test him to his very limits. There's something else lurking in the shadows, or rather, the closet. A Northern man will punch anything in the face, but what terrifies him, what saturates him with carnal fear, is a direct attack on his sexuality.and the Campire draws near.

The ultimate vampire series. Howay the lads A definite must read -Amy J. Ramsey, Ramsey's Reviews

2nd Edition - the series has been revised and rewritten as of Sept 2014.

Jackman, M. J.: - M. J. Jackman writes horror, comedy, and fantasy, mostly at the same time. He wrote The Sid Tillsley Chronicles in his twenties and hopes to finish the Magical Modernity series before he hits forty in 2020. He's got two years (I've got two years...). When he isn't writing, he's an exponent of the science. He studied chemistry at the University of York and obtained a PhD in nanoscience from the University of Manchester. He's currently working on nanomedicines. Hailing from Great Yarmouth, he now lives in Cambridge where he prepares for his mid-life crisis (I've got two years...). Visit M. J.'s website at http: //mjjackman.com/. Stop by his Amazon Author page: https: //www.amazon.co.uk/Mark-Jackman/e/B0034PZJW2/

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ISBN 13	9780990565543
ISBN 10	0990565548
Title	A Fistful of Rubbers
Author	M J Jackman
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	LL-Publications
Year published	2014-09-14
Number of pages	304
Cover note	Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.