The Fun Dude's Guide to Cruising by Jeff The Fun Dude Shaw

The Fun Dude's Guide to Cruising by Jeff The Fun Dude Shaw

If you're not sure if cruising is for you, then this funny and irreverent romp through the cruise industry surely is. Written by a stand-up comedian and shipboard comedy club manager who has spent the past decade yucking it up on the high seas, The Fun Dude's Guide to Cruising is the ultimate primer for taking your first cruise. You'll learn how to book your cruise without the help of a reefer-toking travel agent; how to get stranded in Mexico with no passport and no Pepto-Bismol; how to overpack your suitcase with clothes you'll be too drunk to iron; how to eat so much free ice cream you'll slip into a sugar coma; how to imbibe so much alcohol you'll become a CN headline; how to get free cabin upgrades by behaving like a spoiled child even Honey Boo-Boo would scorn; how to ignore important safety information that could save your life while making your entire country look bad in the process; how to get free stuff by complaining about stupid stuff; how to become a karaoke superstar without hitting a single correct note; and, most important, how to annoy everyone else around you without getting pushed overboard. Even if you're a veteran cruiser or, better yet, a cruise line employee, The Fun Dude's Guide to Cruising contains enough acerbic fun-and funny-for the misanthropic landlubber in everyone. (And for a little less than the price of a fruity umbrella drink on Lido Deck.)

SKU	Unavailable
ISBN 13	9781533051417
ISBN 10	1533051410
Title	The Fun Dude's Guide to Cruising
Author	Jeff The Fun Dude Shaw
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Year published	2016-05-22
Number of pages	124
Cover note	Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.