How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety by Zachary Auburn

The cats of America are under siege!
 
Long gone are the good old days when a cat's biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, "What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?" and "What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?" and especially "Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can't he just play with yarn like cats used to do?"

Our country--and our cats--stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our cats--and America--great again!

Zachary Auburn is a writer and artist whose zines include an examination of every Golden Girls outfit from the first season, a Choose Your Own Adventure about a tortured romance (dubbed a tiny masterpiece by Slate), and a field guide to Star Trek aliens. The Portland Mercury, Catster magazine, and the Utne Reader have all featured him.

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ISBN 13	9780451494924
ISBN 10	045149492X
Title	How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Author	Zachary Auburn
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Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Random House USA Inc
Year published	2016-10-04
Number of pages	144
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