I'm Grieving as Fast as I Can by Linda Feinberg

I'm Grieving as Fast as I Can by Linda Feinberg

Armed with electric hair trimmers and a military fighting knife, Russell accepts his dark commission.

Russell Pisarek is twenty-six years old and still wets the bed. He grew up different from other young men because his vicious mother punished him for wetting by shaving his head. When he confided this to his girlfriend Tina, she betrayed him, advertising his problem to all their high school classmates, who turned on him mercilessly. He took out his frustration by skinning neighborhood cats.

Now Russell fantasizes about finding just the right woman--so he can shave her bald. He struggles to overcome his dark tendencies, but when his sister discovers he's wetting again, she kicks him out of her house.

During this time of stress, the mythical Piss Fairy appears in his dreams, and Russell is driven to satisfy his twisted desires with his innocent coworker Uma, who also needs a new roommate.

When his plans go awry, the Piss Fairy commissions him for a much darker task that graduates him from shaving to scalping--and worse.

Lee Allen Howard's The Bedwetter is an inventive psychological horror novel with a voice that's as stylish as it is dark. --Dustin LaValley, author of The Deceived

Lee Allen Howard is an imaginative writer with slick, vivid prose and high-octane pacing. He writes like no one else, and I mean this in a very good way. --Trent Zelazny, author of Too Late to Call Texas