I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today by Brian Asman

I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today by Brian Asman

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I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today by Brian Asman

Sometimes you stop by the convenience store for a slushy and the world just goes straight to hell, and takes you along with it. I haven't had this much fun watching terrible stuff happen in a long time. -Stephen Graham Jones, author of Mongrels

A Bizarro fiction tribute to the Kevin Smith cult classic CLERKS.

After a killer surf session, Scot Kring stops into his local Fasmart for a delicious, icy Slushpuppy. But before he can leave, a homeless guy outside has a stroke and accidentally recites an ancient Latin phrase that summons a very hungry demon, who just so happens to look like filmmaker Kevin Smith.

Now Scot's stuck in a time loop along with the other occupants of the convenience store who may or may not be demonically possessed and he's fighting back with nothing but a fistful of greasy hot dogs and a souvenir Slushpuppy cup as the giant menacing kaiju Kevin Smith threatens to kill them all.

I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today is a demon apocalypse comedy for the slacker generation.

Asman, Brian: - Brian Asman is a San Diego-based author of crime, horror, and science fiction. His books include I'm Not Even Supposed to Be Here Today from Eraserhead Press and Jailbroke from Mutated Media. He's recently published short stories in Welcome to the Splatter Club, Lost Films, and Breaking Bizarro, and the comic anthology series Tales of Horrorgasm. Brian earned his MFA from UCR-Palm Desert in June 2020. He's represented by Jennie Dunham of Dunham Literary, Inc. Find him on Instagram and Twitter as @thebrianasman, or his website www.brianasmanbooks.com.
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ISBN 13 9781621052906
ISBN 10 1621052907
Title I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today
Author Brian Asman
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Binding Type Paperback
Publisher New Bizarro Author Series
Year published 2019-03-01
Number of pages 88
Cover note Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.
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