The Incontrovertible Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules
The Incontrovertible Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules
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Etiquette for the Clueless! Never hog both armrests when you fly. Always give up your seat to the pregnant lady. When you borrow someone's car, fill it up before you give it back. These are the unwritten rules of life. This guide helps readers learn all of the principles of politesse our mothers tried to teach us.
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The Incontrovertible Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules by Quentin Parker
Never hog both armrests when you fly.Doorways, staircases, and elevator entrances are inappropriate spots to stop and chitchat.Always remember that one's own poop does, in fact, stink.When you borrow someone's car, fill it up with gas before you give it back. These are the unwritten rules of life. Observe them, and one rises above the great unwashed. Observe them not, and one goes straight to trailer trash. In this hilariously civil guide, you'll learn all of the principles of politesse our mothers tried to teach us--but some of us just weren't listening. So listen up, because our mothers were right: Handsome is as handsome does. If you never really understood what that meant--and who did?--then this book is for you. The Universal Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules Because some rules should>never be broken.
Quentin Parker, author of Welcome to Horneytown, North Carolina, Population: 15, is an experienced journalist and teacher. He takes pride in having his own official code of conduct (stamped and signed by him) for all aspects of his life, and also believes OCD is an asset, not a liability. He lives in North Carolina.
| SKU | Unavailable |
| ISBN 13 | 9781440512254 |
| ISBN 10 | 1440512256 |
| Title | The Incontrovertible Code of (Formerly) Unwritten Rules |
| Author | Quentin Parker |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Paperback |
| Publisher | Adams Media Corporation |
| Year published | 2011-08-18 |
| Number of pages | 240 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
| Note | Unavailable |