Mock the Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like to See by Dan Patterson

Mock the Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like to See by Dan Patterson

Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes We’d Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If you’ve ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldn’t have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include: UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN’T SELL: Sorry About Your Face UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments. UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon – well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8) LINES YOU’D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: `"James, he’s using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of M’s shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'

Dan Patterson is a highly successful award-winning TV Producer. Amongst other well known shows he is responsible for the highly successful show Whose Line Is It Anyway and the satirical panel show Mock the Week with co-writer Mark Leveson.

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ISBN 13	9780752227320
ISBN 10	0752227327
Title	Mock the Week: 1001 Scenes We'd Like to See
Author	Dan Patterson
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Paperback
Publisher	Pan Macmillan
Year published	2010-07-02
Number of pages	240
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