The New Vampire's Handbook by The Vampire Miles Proctor
A guide that includes - a head-to-toe look at your vampiric body, how to harness your new powers to dispatch mortal enemies, maintain your fangs, and embrace your vampirosexuality; and, advice for blending in with the masses, from finding a coven to avoiding the media (and mirrors) to staying on top of the fashion trends Welcome to the night.
Miles Proctor is AKA The Onion's Joe Garden, Chris Pauls, Anita Serwacki, and former Onion writers Scott Sherman and Janet Ginsburg, Together they have authored The Dastardly Book for Dogs (42k tcm) and The Devious Book for Cats (21k tcm).
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| ISBN 13 | 9780224086462 |
| ISBN 10 | 0224086464 |
| Title | The New Vampire's Handbook |
| Author | The Vampire Miles Proctor |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Hardback |
| Publisher | Vintage Publishing |
| Year published | 2009-10-01 |
| Number of pages | 240 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
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