Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank by Celia Rivenbark

Stop Dressing Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank by Celia Rivenbark

Celia Rivenbark is an intrepid explorer and acid commentator on the land south of the Mason-Dixon Line. In this collection of screamingly funny essays, you'll discover:

*How to get your kid into a character breakfast at Disney World (or run the risk of eating chicken out of a bucket with Sneezy)
*Secrets of Celebrity Moms (don't hate them because they're beautiful when there are so many other reasons)
*ebay addiction and why "It ain't worth having if it ain't on ebay"
*Why today's children's clothes make six-year-olds look like Vegas showgirls with an abundance of anger issues
*And so much more!

Celia Rivenbark's essays about life in today's South are like caramel popcorn---sweet, salty, and utterly irresistible.

Stop Dressed Your Six-Year-Old Like a Skank, Bless Your Heart, Tramp, and Belle Weather are among Celia Rivenbark's award-winning bestsellers. We're Exactly Like You, Only Prettier was a nominee for the James Thurber Prize for American Comedy and earned a Southern Independent Booksellers Alliance (SIBA) Book Award for nonfiction. Rivenbark was born and raised in Duplin County, North Carolina, in a modest house with a red barn out back and a couple of dozen lanky, unvaccinated cats. She began her career as a reporter for her hometown newspaper. She contributes a weekly comedy piece to the Myrtle Beach Sun News, which is nationally syndicated. She is a Wilmington, North Carolina resident.