Texts from Mittens by Angie Bailey

Texts from Mittens by Angie Bailey

Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the "filthy beast" dog, Phil.

Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers' Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats.

"Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!" --Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy

"Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!" --Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed

"We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." --Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles

Come home! There's an emergency! 

What?? Are you OK? 

My dish is half empty! 

I'll be home soon. 

You wish starvation upon me! 

Stop being dramatic. 

Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. 

Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? 

Yes. I have a date. 

They're comfortable. 

Mittens, get off my pants! 

FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big

Angie Bailey wants to live in a world where cats drive buses and people are always kind to one another.

An award-winning author and humorist, she's the creator of theTexts from Mittens website, books, and calendars, as well as whiskerslist: the kitty classifieds. She's also a regular contributor to the Catster print magazine. Angie particularly enjoys writing about cats doing people things.

In addition to humor writing, Angie is the creator and host of the Paws Rewind: Gen X + Cats podcast, which features sometimes ridiculous discussions about 70s/80s pop culture, with a side of cats.

She lives in Minneapolis with her husband and two cats who think it's always mealtime.

SKU	Unavailable
ISBN 13	9780373893225
ISBN 10	0373893221
Title	Texts from Mittens
Author	Angie Bailey
Condition	Unavailable
Binding Type	Hardback
Publisher	Harlequin
Year published	2015-03-31
Number of pages	112
Cover note	Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.