You Can't Give Vodka to a Baby by Green Oliver

You Can't Give Vodka to a Baby by Green Oliver

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This parody baby/child-raising manual includes advice, case studies and the most politically incorrect views on raising children ever put on paper.

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You Can't Give Vodka to a Baby by Green Oliver

These techniques for seeing through the manipulative neediness of childrenoffer a refreshing and often legal take on modern parenting It s been said that it takes a village to raise a child. But how do you choose the right village to leave your child with and what if that village won t take your child? You could just leave your child outside the village and run away, but most village-people are excellent trackers and will know the surrounding terrain better than you so they ll probably catch you. No. The answer is, you ll have to raise the child yourself. Dr. Oliver has rushed this guide out to help younavigate the next 12-18 years of your life without falling to prey to cuteness or tofeelings of blind, unconditional love that parents often suffer from. Delivered in bite-sized chunks of nutritious information muchlike bite-sized chunks of nutritious McDonald's Happy Meals, this bookwill give any parent the advice and confidence to raise their children into adults that probably won t end up in jail or on drugs, and to build relationships slightly deeper than any you may have seen on reality TV shows.

Dr. Oliver has a unique perspective on raising children, having never had any of his own and having received no formal schooling beyond high school. Yet what he lacks in book knowledge, he more than makes up for in real experience, having been a baby, a toddler, and a child himself, as well as hearing many of the men he was incarcerated with talking about their children outside.

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ISBN 13 9781927262269
ISBN 10 1927262267
Title You Can't Give Vodka to a Baby
Author Green Oliver
Condition Unavailable
Binding Type Paperback
Publisher Upstart Press Ltd
Year published 2015-04-27
Number of pages 160
Cover note Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.