It's small and fat, and very, very funny Diet...My Arse is the perfect humour book. Published in time for Christmas stockings and the feeling-fat January blues this is a dinky package with a delightful personality. It's for anyone who's ever started and broken a diet within an hour, anyone who thinks an extra grapefruit a day actually absorbs a second portion of chips and for anyone who thinks a morning's exercise means picking the Dr Atkins New Diet Revolution up off the floor.Its full of scams and cheats that you can play on your fridge, your conscience (or your wife) and your bathroom scales, reasons why its best not to diet at all, and reasons why self-deceit is essential for survival in the calorie game.