Gilly Freeborn's nearly fourteen - and she's got problems. . . For starters her chest is flat. PANCAKE FLAT. Her Dad's cracking up, and her mother is into shag carpets! She's got a sixteen-year-old sister who's a mean selfish, man-hunting piranha and her best friend's turned traitor. And if all that isn't enough, she's fallen in love with THE VISION. But he doesn't even know she exists and she's dumbstruck, wracked with spasms, dying unrequited. . . HOW WILL IT END? In desperation, our Gilly turns to Alexa, agony aunt of Bizz Magazine. . .