'I expect you might think the story I am about to tell you is untrue or perversely gothic in some unhealthy way . . .'

There is nothing strange about being attached to your mum. But the elderly Rumbaugh twins have got a seriously bad case of mother love. When Ivy makes a bizarre and gruesome discovery in their basement, she learns that the Rumbaughs have been taking their boyhood hobby a step too far . . .