'Sexual noises' from next door are what disturbs Mrs Quiet's peaceful lifestyle. This and many other annoying little habits make up the fascinating agenda of George the mediator, as he strives to bring peace among feuding neighbours. Also, among this colourful and highly entertaining collection of short stories you will find teachers helping disabled Stuey to abseil in the Lake district, Danny finding that cooking his first chocolate cake is not all that it seems, and 'Takeaway' covers the recent sexual exploitation cases in Rochdale and elsewhere.