Rabbi Lionel Blue has entertained listeners to Thought for the Day for years with his special brand of humour, from cheekily irreverent religious jokes to Jewish mother jokes. Here, for the first time, is the complete collection, with his customary asides on life and all it brings. 'You can't trust religion if it can't take a joke'. An Italian mother says: If you don't eat your spaghetti, I'll kill you. A Jewish mother says: If you don't eat your chicken, I'll kill myself.