Joke For Every Day of the Year by Sandy Ransford
This book contains exactly what the title suggests - a joke for every day of the year.
Look up your own birthday, and those of your friends, to find out which joke will lighten up your day!
4 January
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a piranha fish?
Frostbite!
12 April
What was the little fish given on Easter Sunday?
An oyster egg!
31 May
What do you call a camel with three humps?
Humphrey.