From teacher tantrums and school dinner queues to cranky caretakers and three-star excuses, Scoular Anderson tells the Awful Truth about school. Find out why pupils take 31 seconds to undress for swimming, and 31 minutes to get dressed afterwards. Experience the full horror of The Thing-in-the-sink, the Gungy Gluepot and the Painty Sponge. Learn what goes on behind the shutters of the school kitchen, and view the results of the school photographer's visit...

A sharply observed and extremely funny caricature of primary school life, which children will recognise with delight.