Boy Who Kicked Pigs by Tom Baker
Robert Caligari is a thoroughly evil thirteen-year-old who gets his kicks from kicking pigs. After a humiliating episode with a bacon butty, Robert realizes just how much he loathes the human race - and his revenge is truly terrible.This subversive horror-fantasy from Tom Baker (ex-monk, ex-sailor, and the ultimate Dr Who) is outrageous and funny.