How to Embarrass Teachers Paul Cookson
Ever cringed at something your teacher has said or done? Then these poems are for you! Now's the time to find out how a well-placed whoopee cushion (amongst other things) can make your teacher squirm . . .
All the class is silent
Our eyes are fixed on where
The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair
We're praying for the moment, when she will sit down
We're thinking of the giggling when we hear that funny sound -
SQUEAK! BLART! HONK! FLURP! PARP! BLURRRR!
The whoopee cushion's waiting on our teacher's chair.
Paul Cookson