This stupendous new collection from Roger Stevens contains: laughs (including chuckles, guffaws and grins); sad moments (some); thrills (many); rhymes; haikus; rude words; adjectives (assorted); made-up words (including Wham-wig); nonsense and a fat penguin called Pete.

Farewell, Pete

I had a little dionsaur

Nothing would it eat

But a chocolate cupcake

And my best mate, Pete