
Balls by Paul Brown
Balls is an eclectic collection of amazing true stories from the world of football, revealing the bizarre and hilarious reality behind the beautiful game.
Favouring left-field over legend, the book celebrates colour-blind referees, colourful commentators, dodgy kits, dodgier haircuts, footballers called 'Primrose', players with prosthetic body parts, dangerous goal celebrations, suicidal own goals, pathetic penalty misses, God-fearing goalkeepers, gun-toting fans, shocking scandals, horrendous tragedies, bung-taking managers, UFO-spotting chairmen and loopy matches involving animals, robots and Nazis.
Recalling the antics of wayward geniuses like Paul Gascoigne, Diego Maradona and George Best, the book profiles football's craziest and most colourful characters:
• What possessed a World Cup superstar to kidnap 120 Cameroonian pygmies?
• Which ex-goalkeeper genuinely believes he is the Son of God?
• Why was a former Southampton full-back offered the throne of Albania?
• Was a former Everton striker really hung for stealing a sheep in Australia?
• And whatever happened to Maradona's fake rubber penis?
Humorous and irreverent, the book presents hundreds of stories in chapters on sex, drugs, violence, rock 'n' roll and more, Balls is an unashamed celebration of the mad, bad and stupid aspects of football - the greatest game in the world.
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The Greatest Footballer You Never Saw
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The Glory Game
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Hoolifan
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Dark Trade
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The Football Business
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Ossie
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John Charles
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Seventy-One Guns
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Lions of Ireland
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Maine Man
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Team On The Run
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Shirt of Legends
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Wartime Wanderers
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Don Revie
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How We Won the Ryder Cup
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In Strength And Shadow
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The Bedsers
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Jackie Milburn
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Into the Red
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Going Oriental
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The Rise and Rise Of Charlton Athletic
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Days Like These
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The History of the British and Irish Lions
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Sami Hyypia
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Manchester United in Europe
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The Toon
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Winning the OpenThe Caddies' Stories
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Bread of Heaven
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Johnny Owen
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Champion Charlie
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Still Talking Blue
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The Iceman
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Kennedy's Way
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The Champion Hurdle1927-2002
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Bikie
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Odd-Shaped Balls
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Eye Of The Hurricane
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Ghost on the Wall
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Blue-And-White Wizards
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Scum Airways
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Looking For Eric
'The best of the bunch' - Sports Books of the Year
* The Independent *'Football has been given compendiums of curiosities before, but surely none so comprehensive, so remorseless as this. . every page teems with anecdotes' **** * FourFourTwo *
'One must marvel at the research which goes in to compiling a book like this, with information culled from all over the world. Full of humour and irreverence, this is one football book that is guaranteed to raise the reader's eyebrows'.
| SKU | Unavailable |
| ISBN 13 | 9781845960636 |
| ISBN 10 | 1845960637 |
| Title | Balls |
| Author | Paul Brown |
| Series | Mainstream Sport Ser |
| Condition | Unavailable |
| Binding Type | Paperback |
| Publisher | Transworld Publishers Ltd |
| Year published | 2005-10-06 |
| Number of pages | 240 |
| Cover note | Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary. |
| Note | Unavailable |








































